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There are only so many ways to hide a rhinoceros in your apartment, even one that's cooperating.  There's the giant-appliance-box trick, the shower-curtain thing, and even the "Have you seen my new fake rhinoceros?" bluff.  But you have to have the box ready to go, the shower-curtain thing only works with certain kinds of tubs, and the "Have you seen my new fake rhinocerous?" bluff never actually works, to be honest.  And each of those tricks assumes the rhinoceros is cooperating, which this one most certainly was not.